"YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED KIDS TRYING TO HUMP A DOOR KNOB, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER"
"One time I saw a horse skrewing a woman in a porn"
"I like to melt stuff"
"I like facefull.com"
"One time I was eating a sandwitch and got peanut butter on the back of my neak"
"I am going to shoot Scott in the back when he is not looking"